Facebook Marketplace is quite...the place:
i fucking hate facebook marketplace so much
And it has proved to be pretty terrifying:
Someone on facebook is selling βspooky piesβ
Some people sell their uncle's false teeth:
π Stay classy Soddy-Daisy Found on Facebook Marketplace
While others sell socks filled with beans:
An actual ad on Facebook Marketplace that my boyfriend found recently. Enjoy π―
Some individuals sell their peed-on, positive pregnancy tests:
Guys. I seriously just found this on Facebook Marketplace...what is happening in the world
And other individuals sell teddies made of raw chicken:
I-I-I-I thought this had to be a joke but I really don't know. #FacebookMarketplace #Terrifying
Some people sell very soiled mattresses:
I think someone died on this mattress I found on Facebook Marketplace
And some people sell hot dogβeating masks:
Found a bargain on Facebook Marketplace
While some people just sell their hands:
Some humans sell their security guard services:
Iβve found the greatest thing ever on Facebook marketplace. Iβd gladly pay him $100 to carry that chainsaw around and wear the nacho libre mask as a security guard at any future party I have.
And some humans just sell caskets:
WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE FROM MINOOKA SELLING USED COFFINS ON FACEBOOK MARKET PLACE. WHAT THE FUCK IM SOOO CREEPED OUT
Some people sell used edible panties:
And some sell their custom, pet-eyebrow services:
Some peeps sell creepy dolls:
Someone is selling these on my Facebook. If you live in Potterβs Bar, I would suggest never leaving your house again.
Some sell giant pieces of wood they claim are smart TVs:
Some people sell ancient golf carts:
Found this on Facebook marketplace @elle_smelly & I have been crying about it for the last 5 mins πππππππππ
And, well, some just show up at your house to use your washing machine:
HAHAHA UNREAL WHAT A GUY
What was your weird experience with Facebook Marketplace? Tell us about it in the comments!
