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Parents Are Showing Ways You Can Tell They Have Kids Without Saying Anything And It's Hilarious

If you know, you know.

TikToker @mommacusses (who has a lovely username, BTW) recently asked parents to share things that make it obvious they have kids:

@mommacusses

What makes it clear you’re a parent just by looks? #mommacusses #tellme #momlife #dadlife #parentingwin #homedecor #toddlermom

♬ original sound - Momma Cusses

People would immediately know she has kids because her house decorations get far less breakable the further down you look:

@mommacusses / tiktok.com

You can tell @bankingonthebanks is a parent by the constant spit-up on her shirt:

@bankingonthebanks

#mom #momsoftiktok #boymom #HowBizarre #themoreyouknow

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Photo of spit-up on shirt.

And you can tell user @kristenmarie1231 has kids by taking a look inside her car:

@kristenmarie1231

I mean really this car says it all!!

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Photo of a happy meal and trash inside back seat of car.
@kristenmarie1231 / tiktok.com

All user @msmerilinj needs to do is pull a few things out of her purse and you'll know she's a momma:

@msmerilinj

Kit di sopravvivenza quando si va fuori da casa con la bimba. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #mammeesaurite #motherslife #vitadimamma

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Mom pulling tons of snacks and leftover out of her purse.
@msmerilinj / tiktok.com

It only takes one look at all the half-full water bottles around user @mrsjabbs07's house to know she is a parent:

@mrsjabbs07

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Half empty water bottles.
@mrsjabbs07 / tiktok.com

User @piercehan obviously has kids because there are little bite marks in half of the fruit in her house:

@piercehan

everytime #CancelTheNoise #ThinkingAbout #UpTheBeat #HouseTour #fyp

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Orange and apple with kid's bite marks.
@piercehan/video / tiktok.com

You'll be able to tell @awassyew is a mom by the lack of cash in her wallet:

@awassyew

#mykidscomefirst #nativetiktoks #fyp

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Woman holding up a wallet with just a bit of change.
@awassyew / tiktok.com

It's evident user @shelbylehmkuhl has kids because of this horrifying mess only a kid would be capable of:

@shelbylehmkuhl

😭

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Toys and random items on the floor.
@shelbylehmkuhl / tiktok.com

And a peak inside @der_braunaupirat's house would also tell you the same:

@der_braunaupirat

#dadsoftiktok

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
@der_braunaupirat / tiktok.com

You'd know user @livbarkerr is a parent by how she has to constantly sneak her food:

@livbarkerr

Babies can be the biggest food stealer 🤣 #fyp #babiesoftiktok

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
@livbarkerr / tiktok.com

A bookshelf full of plushies and family games is a red flag that user @silmiyauk is a mom:

@silmiyauk

yep, you will know it when you see it 😂 #beingaparent #mother #messyhouse

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
Book shelf with tons of kids games.
@silmiyauk/video / tiktok.com

And although @staceybee74 put fake boobs in to represent ~boobage changes~ people experience post-pregnancy, it is VERY REAL AND RELATABLE:

@staceybee74

#stitch with @mommacusses does this tell ya ? They fell after nursing two babies many years ago and never got back up! #kids #dropped #foryou

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
@staceybee74 / tiktok.com

User @kellyann1964 also fully represents us moms:

@kellyann1964

WITHOUT TELLING ME #crazycanadian #saggy #boobie #crazycanadianstoners

♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes

We stand in solidarity with post-baby boobs!!!

Photo of mom accentuating her boobs.
@kellyann1964 / tiktok.com

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