Parents Are Showing Ways You Can Tell They Have Kids Without Saying Anything And It's Hilarious
If you know, you know.
TikToker @mommacusses (who has a lovely username, BTW) recently asked parents to share things that make it obvious they have kids:
@mommacusses What makes it clear you’re a parent just by looks? #mommacusses #tellme #momlife #dadlife #parentingwin #homedecor #toddlermom
♬ original sound - Momma Cusses
People would immediately know she has kids because her house decorations get far less breakable the further down you look:
@mommacusses / tiktok.com
You can tell @bankingonthebanks is a parent by the constant spit-up on her shirt:
And you can tell user @kristenmarie1231 has kids by taking a look inside her car:
@kristenmarie1231 I mean really this car says it all!!
♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes

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All user @msmerilinj needs to do is pull a few things out of her purse and you'll know she's a momma:
@msmerilinj Kit di sopravvivenza quando si va fuori da casa con la bimba. 😂🤦🏼♀️ #mammeesaurite #motherslife #vitadimamma
♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes

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It only takes one look at all the half-full water bottles around user @mrsjabbs07's house to know she is a parent:

@mrsjabbs07 / tiktok.com
User @piercehan obviously has kids because there are little bite marks in half of the fruit in her house:

@piercehan/video / tiktok.com
You'll be able to tell @awassyew is a mom by the lack of cash in her wallet:

@awassyew / tiktok.com
It's evident user @shelbylehmkuhl has kids because of this horrifying mess only a kid would be capable of:

@shelbylehmkuhl / tiktok.com
And a peak inside @der_braunaupirat's house would also tell you the same:
@der_braunaupirat / tiktok.com
You'd know user @livbarkerr is a parent by how she has to constantly sneak her food:
@livbarkerr Babies can be the biggest food stealer 🤣 #fyp #babiesoftiktok
♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
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A bookshelf full of plushies and family games is a red flag that user @silmiyauk is a mom:
@silmiyauk yep, you will know it when you see it 😂 #beingaparent #mother #messyhouse
♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes

@silmiyauk/video / tiktok.com
And although @staceybee74 put fake boobs in to represent ~boobage changes~ people experience post-pregnancy, it is VERY REAL AND RELATABLE:
@staceybee74 #stitch with @mommacusses does this tell ya ? They fell after nursing two babies many years ago and never got back up! #kids #dropped #foryou
♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
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User @kellyann1964 also fully represents us moms:
@kellyann1964 WITHOUT TELLING ME #crazycanadian #saggy #boobie #crazycanadianstoners
♬ original sound - Stacey Beirnes
We stand in solidarity with post-baby boobs!!!

@kellyann1964 / tiktok.com