This is my son Evan and he's pretty convinced he's an actual BuzzFeed employee. Anyways, he recently turned nine, so now he thinks he knows everything. See if you can correctly guess what he thought the following words meant...
"Intelligence. It sounds like such a scientific word."
Actual definition: The accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. (AKA: FARTS).
"A way of running? It kind of sounds like gallop."
Actual definition: A shapeless mass or blob of something.
"I'm just thinking of random things.... Hot dogs."
Actual definition: The skin on your elbows.
"To terminate" (said in his best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice).
Actual definition: Nonsense.
"I've heard this word before! It's something on a boat.. Oh! The deck of a boat. I looked up the word poop, and it was the definition. It did not have the word turd."
Actual Definition: The highest deck of a ship.
"It sounds like an old phone. What is that called again, a blackberry?"
Actual definition: A small device able to connect to and use with a computer.
"Ricochet? Also, who made up these words? I need to know! Are you sure these words are real?"
Actual definition: A person who explores caves.
"It sounds like something from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so is it candy?"
Actual definition: Pain in the abdomen. A bellyache.
"PhlanGEESE is what it should be called. It probably means a virus."
Actual definition: The bones of the fingers and of the toes.