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You Deserve A Gold Star If You Can Correctly Guess What This 9-Year-Old Thought These Words Meant

Actual definition: The accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. (AKA: FARTS).

"Intelligence. It sounds like such a scientific word."

Actual definition: A shapeless mass or blob of something.

"A way of running? It kind of sounds like gallop."

Actual definition: The skin on your elbows.

"I'm just thinking of random things.... Hot dogs."

"To terminate" (said in his best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice).

Actual Definition: The highest deck of a ship.

"I've heard this word before! It's something on a boat.. Oh! The deck of a boat. I looked up the word poop, and it was the definition. It did not have the word turd."

Actual definition: A small device able to connect to and use with a computer.

"It sounds like an old phone. What is that called again, a blackberry?"

Actual definition: A person who explores caves.

"Ricochet? Also, who made up these words? I need to know! Are you sure these words are real?"

Actual definition: Pain in the abdomen. A bellyache.

"It sounds like something from _Charlie and the Chocolate Factory_, so is it candy?"

Actual definition: The bones of the fingers and of the toes.

"PhlanGEESE is what it should be called. It probably means a virus."

You are so sophisticated, your mind can't even begin to guess what a nine year old would possibly think certain words meant.

You definitely don't have the mind of a nine year old!

You basically have the same mind as a nine year old!

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You Deserve A Gold Star If You Can Correctly Guess What This 9-Year-Old Thought These Words Meant

This is my son Evan and he's pretty convinced he's an actual BuzzFeed employee. Anyways, he recently turned nine, so now he thinks he knows everything. See if you can correctly guess what he thought the following words meant...

You Deserve A Gold Star If You Can Correctly Guess What This 9-Year-Old Thought These Words Meant

This is my son Evan and he's pretty convinced he's an actual BuzzFeed employee. Anyways, he recently turned nine, so now he thinks he knows everything. See if you can correctly guess what he thought the following words meant...

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