You Deserve A Gold Star If You Can Correctly Guess What This 9-Year-Old Thought These Words Meant

Flatulence

A type of sweater

Intelligence

Flat hair

Going the wrong way on your GPS

Correct!

Wrong!

"Intelligence. It sounds like such a scientific word."

Actual definition: The accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. (AKA: FARTS).

Via Krista Torres
Dollop

A way of running

When you eat really fast and you get food in your teeth

A fancy way to say doll

When your shoes are too small for your feet

Correct!

Wrong!

"A way of running? It kind of sounds like gallop."

Actual definition: A shapeless mass or blob of something.

Via Krista Torres
Weenus

Olives with seeds

Bread

Salty peanuts

A hot dog

Correct!

Wrong!

"I'm just thinking of random things.... Hot dogs."

Actual definition: The skin on your elbows.

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Teradiddle

To terminate

To play the fiddle

To disappear

To be distracted

Correct!

Wrong!

"To terminate" (said in his best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice).

Actual definition: Nonsense.

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Poop Deck

When birds poop on a boat

The deck of a boat

The deck that pirates have their toilets on

Poop

Correct!

Wrong!

"I've heard this word before! It's something on a boat.. Oh! The deck of a boat. I looked up the word poop, and it was the definition. It did not have the word turd."

Actual Definition: The highest deck of a ship.

Via Krista Torres
Dongle

A little microphone

A blackberry

A springy thing

Someting that floats in the water

Correct!

Wrong!

"It sounds like an old phone. What is that called again, a blackberry?"

Actual definition: A small device able to connect to and use with a computer.

Via Krista Torres
Spelunker

Ricochet

Bounce

Itchy

Cold

Correct!

Wrong!

"Ricochet? Also, who made up these words? I need to know! Are you sure these words are real?"

Actual definition: A person who explores caves.

Via Krista Torres
Collywobble

Soda

Candy

Walls

Grass

Correct!

Wrong!

"It sounds like something from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so is it candy?"

Actual definition: Pain in the abdomen. A bellyache.

Via Krista Torres
Phalanges

Snot

A virus

Grape juice

A paint set

Correct!

Wrong!

"PhlanGEESE is what it should be called. It probably means a virus."

Actual definition: The bones of the fingers and of the toes.

Via Krista Torres