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You Deserve A Gold Star If You Can Correctly Guess What This 9-Year-Old Thought These Words Meant

Like flatulence, for example.

This is my son Evan and he's pretty convinced he's an actual BuzzFeed employee. Anyways, he recently turned nine, so now he thinks he knows everything. See if you can correctly guess what he thought the following words meant...

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  1. Flatulence

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "Intelligence. It sounds like such a scientific word."

    Actual definition: The accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. (AKA: FARTS).

    Via Krista Torres
  2. Dollop

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "A way of running? It kind of sounds like gallop."

    Actual definition: A shapeless mass or blob of something.

    Via Krista Torres
  3. Weenus

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "I'm just thinking of random things.... Hot dogs."

    Actual definition: The skin on your elbows.

    Via Krista Torres
  4. Teradiddle

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "To terminate" (said in his best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice).

    Actual definition: Nonsense.

    Via Krista Torres
  5. Poop Deck

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "I've heard this word before! It's something on a boat.. Oh! The deck of a boat. I looked up the word poop, and it was the definition. It did not have the word turd."

    Actual Definition: The highest deck of a ship.

    Via Krista Torres
  6. Dongle

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "It sounds like an old phone. What is that called again, a blackberry?"

    Actual definition: A small device able to connect to and use with a computer.

    Via Krista Torres
  7. Spelunker

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "Ricochet? Also, who made up these words? I need to know! Are you sure these words are real?"

    Actual definition: A person who explores caves.

    Via Krista Torres
  8. Collywobble

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "It sounds like something from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so is it candy?"

    Actual definition: Pain in the abdomen. A bellyache.

    Via Krista Torres
  9. Phalanges

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    "PhlanGEESE is what it should be called. It probably means a virus."

    Actual definition: The bones of the fingers and of the toes.

    Via Krista Torres

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