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You Deserve A Gold Star If You Can Correctly Guess What This 9-Year-Old Thought These Words Meant

Like flatulence, for example.

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This is my son Evan and he's pretty convinced he's an actual BuzzFeed employee. Anyways, he recently turned nine, so now he thinks he knows everything. See if you can correctly guess what he thought the following words meant...

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  1. Flatulence
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    Incorrect
    A type of sweater
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Intelligence
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Flat hair
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Going the wrong way on your GPS
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Intelligence. It sounds like such a scientific word."

    Actual definition: The accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. (AKA: FARTS).

    "Intelligence. It sounds like such a scientific word."
    Via Krista Torres
  2. Dollop
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    A way of running
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    Incorrect
    When you eat really fast and you get food in your teeth
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    Incorrect
    A fancy way to say doll
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    Incorrect
    When your shoes are too small for your feet
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "A way of running? It kind of sounds like gallop."

    Actual definition: A shapeless mass or blob of something.

    "A way of running? It kind of sounds like gallop."
    Via Krista Torres
  3. Weenus
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    Incorrect
    Olives with seeds
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    Incorrect
    Bread
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Salty peanuts
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A hot dog
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I'm just thinking of random things.... Hot dogs."

    Actual definition: The skin on your elbows.

    "I'm just thinking of random things.... Hot dogs."
    Via Krista Torres
  4. Teradiddle
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    Incorrect
    To terminate
    Correct
    Incorrect
    To play the fiddle
    Correct
    Incorrect
    To disappear
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    Incorrect
    To be distracted
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "To terminate" (said in his best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice).

    Actual definition: Nonsense.

    "To terminate" (said in his best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice).
    Via Krista Torres
  5. Poop Deck
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    Incorrect
    When birds poop on a boat
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    Incorrect
    The deck of a boat
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    Incorrect
    The deck that pirates have their toilets on
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    Incorrect
    Poop
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I've heard this word before! It's something on a boat.. Oh! The deck of a boat. I looked up the word poop, and it was the definition. It did not have the word turd."

    Actual Definition: The highest deck of a ship.

    "I've heard this word before! It's something on a boat.. Oh! The deck of a boat. I looked up the word poop, and it was the definition. It did not have the word turd."
    Via Krista Torres
  6. Dongle
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    Incorrect
    A little microphone
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    Incorrect
    A blackberry
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A springy thing
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    Incorrect
    Someting that floats in the water
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "It sounds like an old phone. What is that called again, a blackberry?"

    Actual definition: A small device able to connect to and use with a computer.

    "It sounds like an old phone. What is that called again, a blackberry?"
    Via Krista Torres
  7. Spelunker
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    Incorrect
    Ricochet
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bounce
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Itchy
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cold
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Ricochet? Also, who made up these words? I need to know! Are you sure these words are real?"

    Actual definition: A person who explores caves.

    "Ricochet? Also, who made up these words? I need to know! Are you sure these words are real?"
    Via Krista Torres
  8. Collywobble
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    Incorrect
    Soda
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Candy
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Walls
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Grass
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "It sounds like something from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so is it candy?"

    Actual definition: Pain in the abdomen. A bellyache.

    "It sounds like something from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so is it candy?"
    Via Krista Torres
  9. Phalanges
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    Incorrect
    Snot
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A virus
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Grape juice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A paint set
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "PhlanGEESE is what it should be called. It probably means a virus."

    Actual definition: The bones of the fingers and of the toes.

    "PhlanGEESE is what it should be called. It probably means a virus."
    Via Krista Torres
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