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How Gross Are You As A Pregnant Woman?

Who said pregnancy was a "beautiful thing?"

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  1. You're in the checkout line at Target and you've been extra bloated all day. Finally, you feel the sweet release of a fart coming on... one that you are pretty sure will be silent. What do you do?

    You're in the checkout line at Target and you've been extra bloated all day. Finally, you feel the sweet release of a fart coming on... one that you are pretty sure will be silent. What do you do? 
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    Let it rip! R.I.P. to the people standing in line behind you.
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    Uncomfortably hold it in.
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    Wait until you're ready to swipe your card, let it out, and walk away as fast as possible.
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    Cough really loud while setting it free.
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  1. You just sneezed and peed your pants a little in public. What do you do?

    You just sneezed and peed your pants a little in public. What do you do?
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    I DGAF. I'm pregnant, get over it.
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    I run to the restroom! It would be so embarrassing if my pants were wet!
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    I wear panty liners 24/7 to prevent any leakage from showing.
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    Immediately tie a sweatshirt or jacket around my waist just in case.
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  1. You are craving a McFlurry from McDonald's, but also craving a chalupa from Taco Bell. What do you do?

    You are craving a McFlurry from McDonald's, but also craving a chalupa from Taco Bell. What do you do? 
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    I stop at both places and inhale the food in my car, duh.
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    I force myself to choose one or the other.
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    I make my partner get both and bring it to me.
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    I go into McDonald's, order the McFlurry (and a burger and fries), digest it, then head to Taco Bell.
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  1. You have a wedding to go to and you bought a maternity dress specifically for it about a month ago. Problem is, you need to shave your legs badly. What do you do?

    You have a wedding to go to and you bought a maternity dress specifically for it about a month ago. Problem is, you need to shave your legs badly. What do you do?
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    Wear pants instead. you can't even see what's going on down there anymore.
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    Spend way too much time shaving as best you can so you can wear the damn dress.
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    Go to the salon and make them wax that shit off.
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    Just wear the dress with hairy legs.
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  1. Your boobs are super sore and you really don't feel like wearing a bra today. What do you do?

    Your boobs are super sore and you really don't feel like wearing a bra today. What do you do?
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    You find a sports bra and wear that because it's a little more comfortable.
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    No bra, no problems. You don't wear a bra.
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    You force yourself to wear your usual bra because, hello, you have to go out in public today.
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    You wear one of those tank tops with a built-in bra. Problem solved.
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  1. You've got a bad case of the cankles and you can't fit your feet into anything but flip flops. You are supposed to be going to a fancy dinner with friends later. What do you do?

    You've got a bad case of the cankles and you can't fit your feet into anything but flip flops. You are supposed to be going to a fancy dinner with friends later. What do you do? 
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    You cancel.
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    You go wearing flip flops. If they are your true friends they will accept you and your puffy feet.
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    You squeeze those big 'ole feet into some cuter shoes so you aren't embarrassed.
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    You wear Crocs.
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  1. You have the worst pregnancy bacne right now, but you have plans to layout at the pool all day with a big group of people. What do you do?

    You have the worst pregnancy bacne right now, but you have plans to layout at the pool all day with a big group of people. What do you do?
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    Go, but wear a shirt to cover it.
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    Wear the swimsuit you were planning on wearing, you aren't scared to show a lil' bacne.
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    Find an excuse not to go.
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    Wear your swimsuit, but drape a towel over your back the entire time.
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  1. You’ve been constipated for literally the entire week and you finally need to go but you’re at your partner’s buddy’s house and there’s only one bathroom. What do you do?

    You’ve been constipated for literally the entire week and you finally need to go but you’re at your partner’s buddy’s house and there’s only one bathroom. What do you do?
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    Make a joke about the pregnant lady blowing up the bathroom, then do it.
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    Tell your partner you need to "run to the store" and do the deed elsewhere.
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    Hold it in until you leave.
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    Use the bathroom with your special technique: poop, flush, poop, flush, spray perfume.
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