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Here's A List Of All The Things Meghan Markle Can't Do Now That She's A Royal Duchess

No more selfies, Megs.

1. Post selfies.

2. Go shopping by herself, or really do anything in public alone.

3. Have her own social media accounts.

4. Vote in British elections.

5. Wear bold-colored nail polish.

6. Sign autographs.

7. Hit the sack before the Queen.

8. Wear short hemlines.

9. Show her bare legs.

10. Sustain her career as an actor.

11. Sit with her legs crossed.

Got all that, Meghan?