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Und ständig umherhetzen, um den anderen Schuh deines Kindes zu finden.

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Also speed-walking to find your kid's other shoe.

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\"Sag mir, wieso bist du letzte Nacht nicht gekommen?\"

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\"Please tell me why you did not come last night?\"

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(Oder völlig vergessen, ihnen überhaupt etwas mitzugeben.)

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(Or forgetting to pack one all together.)

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Also heute Kohlehydrate.

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Carbs it is.

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Manche Tage fangen einfach härter an als andere.

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Some days just start rockier than others.

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Idee: gekauft.

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Legit sold on this idea.

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/05/2017 04:50:09","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=369ec204-3169-11e7-a528-0a580af4042d","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/39100341/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Parenting Brain Farts That Will Make You LOL","lc_src":"en","ctime":1493971361,"job_id":"39100341","body_tgt":"Feststellen, dass du in die falsche Richtung fährst, NACHDEM dein Kind dich darauf aufmerksam gemacht hat. ","order_id":"2952744","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4518695","position":"15","type":"text","id":"10957439","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Figuring out you're going the wrong way AFTER your kid calls you out."}},{"data":"","received":"05/05/2017 04:50:09","message":{"credits":"0.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"9","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=369f4dcd-3169-11e7-a528-0a580af4042d","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/39100342/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Parenting Brain Farts That Will Make You LOL","lc_src":"en","ctime":1493971361,"job_id":"39100342","body_tgt":"

Du wusstest schon immer, dass es einen guten Grund dafür gibt, wieso du das Kind bekommen hast.

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You knew you had that kid for a reason.

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/05/2017 04:50:09","message":{"credits":"0.50","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"10","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=3683e9b9-3169-11e7-a528-0a580af4042d","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/39100325/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Parenting Brain Farts That Will Make You LOL","lc_src":"en","ctime":1493971361,"job_id":"39100325","body_tgt":"Wenn deine Kinder das für dich machen müssen, weil du so vergesslich bist.","order_id":"2952744","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4518695","position":"17","type":"text","id":"10957399","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Needing your kids to make this because you're so forgetful."}},{"data":"","received":"05/05/2017 04:50:09","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"1","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=367a6eaf-3169-11e7-a528-0a580af4042d","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/39100319/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Parenting Brain Farts That Will Make You LOL","lc_src":"en","ctime":1493971361,"job_id":"39100319","body_tgt":"

Touché.

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Touché.

"}},{"data":"","received":"05/05/2017 04:50:09","message":{"credits":"0.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"6","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=3697fb44-3169-11e7-a528-0a580af4042d","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/39100337/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Parenting Brain Farts That Will Make You LOL","lc_src":"en","ctime":1493971361,"job_id":"39100337","body_tgt":"Vergessen, dass heute Foto-Tag war.","order_id":"2952744","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4518695","position":"19","type":"text","id":"10957685","field":"title"},"tier":"standard","eta":-1,"auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Not realizing it was picture day."}},{"data":"","received":"05/05/2017 04:50:09","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=367207d3-3169-11e7-a528-0a580af4042d","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/39100315/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"17 Parenting Brain Farts That Will Make You LOL","lc_src":"en","ctime":1493971361,"job_id":"39100315","body_tgt":"

Hey, immerhin reicht es für eine gute Story.

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Hey, it makes for a great story.

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Übung für deine Handschrift.

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It's handwriting practice.

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Oder die Tage, an denen du Trockenshampoo drei mal hintereinander benutzt.

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Or those days where you use dry shampoo three times in a row.

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Passiert den Besten von uns.

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It happens to the best of us.

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Facepalm.

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Facepalm.

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Nur, um sicher zu gehen.

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To cover your bases.

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Ein idiotensicherer Plan.

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A foolproof plan.

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Manchmal muss man eben damit auskommen.

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Sometimes you gotta make do.

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Es ist unausweichlich.

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It's inevitable.

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Hey, it makes for a great story.

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It's inevitable.

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Touché.

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Or those days where you use dry shampoo three times in a row.

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\"Please tell me why you did not come last night?\"

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Some days just start rockier than others.

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Legit sold on this idea.

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(Or forgetting to pack one all together.)

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It happens to the best of us.

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Also speed-walking to find your kid's other shoe.

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Sometimes you gotta make do.

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It's handwriting practice.

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Carbs it is.

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You knew you had that kid for a reason.

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Facepalm.

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To cover your bases.

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A foolproof plan.

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17 Parenting Brain Farts That Will Make You LOL

1. Walking around endlessly trying to find things you just had a minute ago.

2. Failing to fulfill your parental "duties."

3. Sending your kid to school with only part of their lunch.

4. And not packing your own lunch correctly.

5. Showing up to an empty school parking lot.

6. Finding ways to NOT have to move the Elf on the Shelf.

7. Figuring out you're going the wrong way AFTER your kid calls you out.

8. Needing your kids to make this because you're so forgetful.

9. Not realizing it was picture day.

10. Placing reminder notes for your partner or yourself.

11. Creating more work for yourself.

12. Letting switching out the laundry slip your mind.

13. And going to tuck your kid in when their sheets are part of the load that never got switched out.

14. Making regulations that benefit you.

15. Setting things out the night before so nothing gets left behind.

16. Resorting to last year's wardrobe.

17. And accepting the fact that this could be you in a few years.

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