1.
This kid who enjoys drinking beverages out of doll heads.
2.
This little girl who said she was "cooking pizza with ground pony and peas."
3.
And this little girl who likes to host her own séances.
4.
This kid who, um, might be a little confused about childbirth.
5.
This kid who thinks her dolls look better all tied up.
6.
And this kid who thinks they look better strapped down.
7.
This kid who bathes Barbies head first.
8.
And this kid who bakes doll heads in play ovens.
9.
This kid who always hangs her dolls from the stairs and leaves them.
10.
This kid who decided to do their own Tangled + Carrie mashup.
11.
And this kid who, obviously, made Barbie look better.
12.
This kid who likes eating styrofoam cups.
13.
And this kid who bites (non-toxic) markers like candy.
14.
And this kid who might be attempting to flush dolls down the toilet.
