Jude--The Grumpy Cat

Jude may pose like an elegant cat, but he's really up to no good.

"I may have tipped over a chair behind me, but I will pose as though I am a statue."

"Well, might as well get some shut-eye"

The day Jude meets Tang, "he can't reach me up here"

"If you're leaving, make sure you take me with you."

"I'm a big fan of Coronas."

"I don't care about your laundry, if it fits, I sits."

"It's comfortable, don't hate."

"You're kind of making me mad, but I think we can work this out."

"If you're going to photograph me during my rest time, at least bring tuna."

"Even though I'm a fur ball, you should still be afraid of me."

"I'll only cuddle if you partially let me sit on you."

"If you don't open this box, I will fight you."

"At least you know what's smart for you."

"Why are you wearing this awful dress?"

"Okay, maybe I'm not grumpy, I'm just misunderstood."