"I may have tipped over a chair behind me, but I will pose as though I am a statue."
"Well, might as well get some shut-eye"
The day Jude meets Tang, "he can't reach me up here"
"If you're leaving, make sure you take me with you."
"I'm a big fan of Coronas."
"I don't care about your laundry, if it fits, I sits."
"It's comfortable, don't hate."
"You're kind of making me mad, but I think we can work this out."
"If you're going to photograph me during my rest time, at least bring tuna."
"Even though I'm a fur ball, you should still be afraid of me."
"I'll only cuddle if you partially let me sit on you."
"If you don't open this box, I will fight you."
"At least you know what's smart for you."
"Why are you wearing this awful dress?"
"Okay, maybe I'm not grumpy, I'm just misunderstood."
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