It's Friday morning. Lets be real, when you woke up this morning, you probably ate breakfast in a manner not too dissimilar from this:
And continuing the realness. You're already plotting your escape from school so that you can do this:
Because even though today was a half day, you found yourself wholly likely to do this:
I SAID TIMED PAIR SHARE, NOT RALLY ROBIN! OPEN YOUR EARS.
But before you crash into your bed, first consider coming to Lagunita's Brewery to enjoy some camaraderie and a brewskie? A question to which sleepy you says:
A response to which pushy and forceful me replies:
Let's start with the basics. If you weren't already aware, Lagunita's has beer. Even sleepy you:
Can you hear the sweet products of anaerobic respiration calling your name?
Not into beer (boo), no worries, how about getting to see how beer is made? Lagunita's has a tour at 3:00. Rumor has it:
This is how they make beer. Minus the creepy tan dudes, of course.
Still not sold? Y'all, Lagunita's has a gift shop, for all you shopping fanatics out there.
Okay, so you're the difficult type. Well, word on the street is Beyonce will be there.
I lied. No Beyonce. But Rahm may be there!
Okay, not the same... not even close. And TBH, Rahm isn't scheduled to be there, BUT he is the mayor of Chicago so he COULD be there.
Alright, If I haven't convinced you yet, you're clearly the scientific type. So check out this super official infographic from www.youshouldgo.gov
There. You have to come. Because, SCIENCE.
Not convinced yet? You must be the pragmatic type. In that case, Lagunita's is like, right by school.
Are you still not convinced?
Well, this is awkward, because I was sure that I'd have you convinced by now...