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looks like the emerald city super birds and the new eggland freedom guys are headed to the uber bowl
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"and the grammy goes to...a refrigerator." "wow, thank you. it's hard work humming quietly 24/7 but someone's gotta do it. me, a cold box."
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"we are chill, we mean no harm. give us some fries." -llamas, probably
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the lion, the witch, and the four bros (eating at denny's, just like hangin', man) #cookbooks
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our thickest pancake yet
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going to dennys bc it's the first day of spring & absolutely ZERO singing cartoon birds have tidied the cottage or made breakfast, smh.
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record store day or sell overpriced inedible robot pancakes day? think about it, sheeple.
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shout out to mother nature holding it down. father nature's on a couch somewhere stuffing pancakes in his mouth checking his golf app.
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good day for thoroughbreads
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that's why people end up at denny's at 3am like wow how did we get here
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always keep hash browns in your pocket so when you & your friends have an idea you can grab a handful & say “lets...hash out the details."
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you either die a grape, or you live long enough to see yourself become a raisin
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where did he buy pancake shoes https://t.co/vN4fFi1SoN
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if your diss track was a little meek come in this weekend for a free piece of humble pie
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want to convert a booth into a tiny little house like those weirdos on tv who build and buy tiny little houses
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taylor: ladies & gentlemen please welcome to the stage...denny's! us: um..what t: say something! us: idk...pancakes n chill? what's going on
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a denny's haiku for fall: the law states we must pumpkin-ify everything or we’ll face jail time
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rt if you eat in your sleep
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are babies sticky all the time because they have a secret stash of pancakes and syrup we don't know about? what else are you hiding, babies?
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how many of you have friends who are low key weird with the ranch dressing just like...wild with that ranch
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how to draw a thanksgiving pancake
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hey buddy stop heatin up those leftovers buddy come on there buddy come on in to denny's we got fresh food haha buddy
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kim: why do you put french fries on your pie dave: 2 distract myself from humanity's impermanence with overindulgence kim: dave please chill
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*furiously scribbling ideas to reference big movie premiere* ok so it's soda instead of yoda
See you in 2016, you glorious accident of restaurant.
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