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17 Idiot Questions Gryffindors Had That Slytherins Deigned To Answer

Turn to page 394 and follow along quietly. The Gryffindors at BuzzFeed had some questions that forced Slytherins to bring the clap back.

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That's like asking if Kanye would ever want to live in someone else's shoes for a day...

You mean the reputation of having one of the greatest wizards of all time, Severus Snape, who also happened to be the one to save Harry Potter's life... repeatedly? Yes. Yes we are.

4. Do you honestly believe the teachings of Salazar Slytherin? The whole pureblood thing.

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Let's just take a moment to think about what kind of people really have TRUE ambition. Poor people. People of color. Women. Basically any minority that's suppressed by the people who are benefitting from the current status quo. Don't ask dumb questions.

Could someone tell Hermione Granger not to steal people's identities and also souls?

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Do you ever feel weird knowing that snakes are misunderstood because of the necessary actions they take in order to survive?

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Does it make you feel weird that Ron didn't *actually* earn his spot?

IDK, how mad were you when you graduated and realized that Dumbledore wasn't going to be there to bail you out of all your mistakes in the real world?

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Do you feel a little weird knowing that some of your parents were friends with Peter Pettigrew?

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Whatever you need to tell yourself to make your life less dull.

Yeah, just not you. Special shout out to Hufflepuff for those ~choice herbs~.

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"Popularity is fleeting, ambition is forever," said Merlin, who was both most famous wizard of all time and also a SLYTHERIN.

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