Geeky·Posted on Jan 28, 201429 Gospels From The Mouth Of Daniel RadcliffeNever change, DanRad. Never change.by Krutika MallikarjunaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Be Harry Potter. 2. The bowl is a man's best friend. 3. Never cosplay yourself. Unless you're awesome, then always cosplay yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Break shit. Especially in pursuit of your air band dreams. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Dead things can't hurt you, they can only make you more beautiful. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You're not a real (Spider-)man if you haven't kissed Kirsten Dunst. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Never trust anyone to take your bra off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. When life gives you a small hole to look through, you look through it. 9. There's no higher honor on god's green earth than the MTV Best Kiss award. And if you win one, you're Ryan Gosling. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Smoke more weed. 11. Always carry a cardboard cutout of your best friend in case you miss them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Know thine enemy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. No seriously. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Honesty is the best policy when it comes to lovers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. There's nothing more important than me time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Heaven looks like Jurassic Park. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. If you microwave you're basically already a national hero. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FOOD. NOTHING. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. NOTHING. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. This is a surefire way to win any argument. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. When in doubt, WebMD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Don't fight true love, just let it overcome you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Don't choose between two things smash them together and have both. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Surround yourself with minions to do your evil bidding. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. IF YOU'RE NOT TERRIFIED OF NATURE YOU'RE WRONG. 26. When in doubt, Mississippi. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Follow through. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Chilly dicks + horses = art. 29. And most importantly: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF