8. Being too excited to actually open your letter.
10. Getting into fights with your friends.
11. Perfecting bitch face.
15. Learning how to make murder magical.
16. Trying (and failing) to make talking hats werq.
17. Losing yourself in a good *book.
*or chamber, preferably filled with secrets
18. Protesting pink skirt suits.
20. Putting pure-bloods in their place.
23. SPEWing socks.
25. Learning to live that #bodypositive life.
26. Learning how quickly your soul can leave your body.
27. Throwing up in front of the whole school.
28. Out stepping Step Up.
29. Caricatures of caricatures of caricatures.
32. Crushing pieces of That Bitch Who Must Not Be Named’s soul.
33. Partying hard.
- "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳
- Philip Bilden, the businessman nominated by President Trump to be secretary of the Navy, has withdrawn himself from consideration.
- Actor Bill Paxton has died at 61. He starred in classics including "Twister" and "Titanic."
- The Nokia brick phone is making a comeback — it's been reimagined with a colored screen, but the game Snake hasn't gone anywhere 🐍📲