1. That time he was like, “I’ve made a horrible mistake.”
3. That time he deigned to let the plebeians call him by his name instead of his title.
4. That time he, you know, comprehended human speech.
5. That time he was like, “Who’s this bitch tho?”
6. That time his disdain literally spilled over and possessed the nearest human form.
7. That time he was like, “If it’s not firewhiskey then I literally have zero fucks to give.”
9. That time he DARED you to talk shit about Muggle-borns.
10. That time he gently reminded you that he only has to save the entire fucking world.
11. That time he was like, “Goddamn it, Ron, I already told you this pay some fucking attention when your queen speaks.”
12. That time he was like, “Yeah, I own a calendar, thanks.”
14. That time when he reminded everyone that eyes are not the windows to ghosts.
15. That time he simply read what he was told to read.
16. THAT TIME GILDEROY LOCKHART PUT HIS DISGUSTING HANDS ON HARRY.
17. That time he was like, “Ew, Hermione, I get it, my body is a beautiful maturing flower.”
18. That time he sentenced a professor to her death.
19. That time he literally couldn’t hear the haters.
20. That time before he beat the magic out of Draco Malfoy.
21. That time he was like, “Yo, FUCK Elder Wands.”
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