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10 Movies I Wish I Hadn't Seen With My Parents

Let's go to the movies they said, it'll be be fun they said. Here are 10 of my personal horrors - which family viewing do you wish you could erase from your memory?

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10. Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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My Mom Before: Oh that goofy guy from "How I Met Your Mother" made a movie!

My Mom During: OMG HE'S WAVING HIS DICK AT HER.

My Mom During: Children play with those chess sets....

6. Titanic

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My Parents Before: A historical love story that doomed from the start? What lovely cinematic adventure to go on!

My Parents During: OMG OMG COVER HER EYES SHE CAN'T SEE BOOBS SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BOOBS YET.

4. Brokeback Mountian

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My Dad Before: (flipping through channels on TV) Oh look that guy who plays a knight is now a cowboy.

My Dad During: (flips channel as fast as possible) So inappropriate....but not wrong, gay people are fine. Great even. Gays are...uh....just ask your Mom. And don't Google it.

2. The American Pie Franchise

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My Dad Before: What? You told me to rent a comedy.

My Dad During: If you ever make any of the same choices that these people have made, I will have failed as a human being.

1. Clerks 2

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My Parents Before: Clerks? That's about a bunch of nerds, right? and a comic book store? It'll be funny let's go.

My Parent During:............What's about to happen to that donkey?

Got one worse than any of these? Leave them in the comments!