If Marshawn Lynch's touchdown against the New Orleans Saints had happened in the Mushroom Kingdom...
My favorite line is "MAGIC WHORE BLOOD."
Comic Sans FTW! Also, holy shit.
Suck it, Double Down. There's a new heart attack-inducing food in town.
Kenny G stands up to Prince to defend the Interwebs that we all love.
Ah, that solves that mystery! Thanks for being so helpful!
That's right...I'm so excited about the upcoming "Donkey Kong Country Returns" that I'm not above using crappy puns in my title.
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