kittystorms

"Angel Butt" is probably one of my faves.

I dropped my middle name and took my husband's last name as my middle name. My father was an immigrant who died when I was a little girl, and my mom changed my last name when she married my stepdad a few years later, so I didn't start using my maiden name until I was an adult. When… Read More

Buzzfeed keeps cutting me off. I was 17 and a live-in nanny for 4 kids between the ages of 2 and 10. Mom goes out for the evening, kids weren't happy about that. I try to cheer them up by making milkshakes. While digging around the fridge for some milk, I discover some fruity tropical… Read More

Buzzfeed doesn't like me. I was 17 and a live-in nanny for 4 kids between the ages of 2 and 10. Mom goes out for the evening, kids weren't happy about that. I try to cheer them up by making milkshakes

Dumb Buzzfeed. I was 17 and a live-in nanny for 4 kids between the ages of 2

I was 17 and a live-in nanny for 4 kids between the ages of 2

While we used Outlook to email external applicants, customers, etc., we used a crappy DOS-like internal email interface from the 80s (but with ~color!~). One day, I'm sending out a status update to the entire department (including the director), and I do my usual closing. Or so I… Read More

That having OCD means my house is spotless. That being bipolar means I am constantly erratic. That falling in love with cure my mental illness, or a walk outside will magically make it go away.

I used to work as an admin at a funeral home, and one day I was helping the managing partner set up for a service. We had just moved the standing sprays (those big flower displays) next to the casket and I tripped and my hand went *straight through* a $300 arrangement. Right in front… Read More