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What did you have for breakfast this morning?
There is no such thing as an awkward silence.
I gotchu.
Because there's no way they would judge you.
Let me know if you need help covering up a murder. Just kidding (kinda).
You can screenshot my Snapchat, but you have to promise to use it for good, not evil.
Of course I'll pop your back zit!
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
"I'm coming over to make sure you didn't fall in the shower."
Don't make me laugh when I'm mad at you!
"The connection sucks and you're paused but that's fine I just missed your face."
And you never need to be nervous that things won't be the same.
He sucks. Sorry.
I just peed my pants a little.
You're such a bitch. But I love you.
No point, really.
Thank god you're just as crazy as I am.
Did you just fart?
Yep.
They complete you.