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It's About Time We All Admit That Honeydew Melon Is Garbage

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There's something we need to talk about...

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...It's about time we acknowledge the havoc honeydew melon is wreaking on all of our lives.

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It doesn't matter if you didn't want to buy a honeydew melon – you bet your ass it'll find its way into your fruit salad.

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Oh, what's that? You'd like a mixed fruit cup? HOW ABOUT A HONEYDEW MELON CUP THAT TASTES LIKE NOTHING?

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Sure, maybe you'll find one precious strawberry in there. But you better cherish it, because the other 90% of that cup is all honeydew all day.

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"But isn't ALL fruit delicious and refreshing?" —You, probably

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No, you beautiful, naive fool. Because honeydew has this magic* ability to stay unripe and taste like you're biting into a ball of spa-flavored Styrofoam.

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*shitty

Just look at how sad little Becky* is. She probably thought she was getting a well-rounded fruit salad and only found garbage honeydew melon.

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*This child's name is probably not Becky. But maybe. You never know!

It's ruining relationships everywhere.

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It's ruining lives.

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Together, we can make a difference.

#StopHoneydew2k15 #SaveTheSalad #SaveTheWorld
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#StopHoneydew2k15 #SaveTheSalad #SaveTheWorld