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19 Things Every Pizza Lover Should Be Proud To Admit

Pizza > Everything

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1. You have fallen asleep with pizza in or around your bed.

And it was probably the best night of sleep you've had in a while, tbh.


5. You've decided against going out because a night in with pizza just sounded too good.

*delivery rings doorbell*

*instant butterflies in stomach*

6. You can easily finish an entire pizza by yourself.

I mean, obviously.

7. You get really anxious when unanticipated guests want a piece of pizza and you have to sacrifice a slice.

Listen, I don't know who you think you are, but there better still be enough for me to have at least five pieces.

8. You like to get creative with how you eat your pizza.



10. You constantly think back to fond memories of your favorite pizza experiences.

God, I remember that day like it was yesterday.

11. Sometimes you fall asleep thinking about pizza.

And you've probably fallen asleep eating it too.

12. You will hang out with someone you're not romantically interested in if there's pizza involved.

No, I will not make out with you. But yes, I would like a slice of that pizza.


13. You justify your pizza habits by convincing yourself it's nutritional.

This is the most well-balanced meal I've had all week, tbh.

14. No matter how full you are, you would NEVER throw out a perfectly good piece of pizza.

Must. Keep. Going.

15. If a piece of pizza falls on the floor, you're not above eating it.

I'm flexible about the five-second rule.


17. You will eat pizza happily regardless of the time of day.

Good morning, world.

*eats slice of cold pizza*

19. You can't imagine your life without pizza in it.

I'll never let you go, Pizza. <3