1. You have fallen asleep with pizza in or around your bed.
And it was probably the best night of sleep you've had in a while, tbh.
2. When you're out, you're usually just thinking about leaving the bar to go get pizza.
3. You have drunk texted a pizza place to check on your order.
4. And when you order Domino's you keep a close eye on your pizza.
5. You've decided against going out because a night in with pizza just sounded too good.
*delivery rings doorbell*
*instant butterflies in stomach*
6. You can easily finish an entire pizza by yourself.
7. You get really anxious when unanticipated guests want a piece of pizza and you have to sacrifice a slice.
8. You like to get creative with how you eat your pizza.
9. If an event advertises free pizza you will be there.
10. You constantly think back to fond memories of your favorite pizza experiences.
11. Sometimes you fall asleep thinking about pizza.
12. You will hang out with someone you're not romantically interested in if there's pizza involved.
13. You justify your pizza habits by convincing yourself it's nutritional.
14. No matter how full you are, you would NEVER throw out a perfectly good piece of pizza.
15. If a piece of pizza falls on the floor, you're not above eating it.
16. You have been in a serious fight with a friend over pizza, pizza toppings, or because you were in a blind hangry rage waiting for delivery.
17. You will eat pizza happily regardless of the time of day.
18. Your closest friends are the ones who always say yes when you ask if they will order pizza with you.
