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46 Questions Every Twentysomething Still Asks Their Mom

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1. So do I really NEED a 401(k)?

2. What's the difference between a PPO and an HMO?

3. What number do I claim on my taxes?

4. How the fuck do I cook rice?

5. So what do I do if my tire is flat?

6. But how long can I drive on a flat tire...?

7. WHY IS HEAT SO EXPENSIVE HOLY SHIT?!

8. How do I know if steak is medium rare and not going-to-get-salmonella rare?

9. Is there any way I can appeal jury duty?

10. What happens if I don't show up to jury duty?

11. How much do you think a dog/cat would cost?

12. What do I bring to a dinner party?

13. What do you mean not all doctors are covered by my insurance?

14. How do I get a referral?

15. Can you read an email for me before I send it?

16. Can you read a cover letter for me before I send it?

17. What the fuck is a CV?

18. I got in an accident what do I do?

19. How do you like...learn to cook?

20. Should I get a cookbook or something?

21. Why doesn't my chicken taste like your chicken?

22. How do I renew my passport?

23. Do you have my passport?

24. How do I get a visa?

25. How do I know if I have strep throat?

26. Can you look at a picture of my throat?

27. What's that place I always used to get my hair cut?

28. What's my prescription for my glasses?

29. Do I have any allergies?

30. Can you call my insurance for me?

31. You can't smell carbon monoxide, right?

32. So... can I have your Netflix password?

33. Can you get HBO GO and give me the password?

34. Can I use some of your airline miles?

35. What's the difference between a green mailbox and a blue one?

36. How do you know how many stamps to put on something?

37. What happens if I put my mail in the wrong box?

38. How do I check my credit?

39. How do I sign up for a credit card?

40. Are you supposed to ride your bike with or against traffic?

41. Can you read my lease for me before I sign it?

42. Who do I call to turn on my electricity?

43. Why are haircuts so expensive?

44. So what happens if I don't pay my bills on time?

45. What is an appropriate wedding gift?

46. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEING AN ADULT WAS SO HARD?

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