If Couples Honestly Updated Their Facebook

    "Peed with the door open for the first time!"

    1. The "how we met" story might be a little less glamorous:

    2. All important anniversaries would be celebrated:

    3. True milestones in the relationship would be acknowledged:

    4. As well as the stupid/weird fights:

    5. This is what commitment would look like:

    6. And this would be a typical weekend night:

    7. Meeting the family would be a tipsy occasion:

    8. And the reason behind why you gave them a key might not be incredibly romantic:

    9. It would be public knowledge just how TERRIFYING the big steps were:

    10. And this is what "getting comfortable" would mean:

    11. Or this:

    12. There would be no bragging about how great sleeping together was:

    13. And sex wouldn't always be so sexy:

    14. Nor would the "good morning" texts:

    15. When you fell in love...everyone would know:

    16. And whatever weird hobby they got you into would be recorded:

    17. Basically, it wouldn't be perfect — but it would be real: