1. When he laid out the truth about how you spent your free time.
2. When he was completely in the dark when it came to understanding anything sexual.
3. When he was just as clueless as you were when it came to ~recreational drugs~.
4. When he defined what being a cool teen really meant.
5. When he didn't know how to speak to adults.
6. When his angst knew no end.
7. And when he really just couldn't catch a break.
8. When he dealt out some real truth about teen heartbreak.
9. When his relationship expectations were very realistic:
10. When he knew the key to happiness was a totally hot bod.
11. When he seriously had no clue how to talk about sex.
12. When he decided to give up on the day.
13. When he reacted perfectly to hanging out with your parents.
14. When he displayed his athletic excellence.
15. When he proved once again parents just don't understand.
16. When he was the epitome of teen masculinity.
17. When he was so simply defined.
18. When he had totally normal adolescent hobbies.
19. And when he had no clue how to control those...urges.
