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New England Needs To Break Up With Snow

We had a good run, but you gotta go.

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But then, things took a turn for a worse.

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Snow didn't get that New Englanders just wanted a fling – that this wasn't supposed to last forever.

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East Coasters started to feel suffocated.

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The citizens of New England fantasized about moving away and starting all over – far away from snow's grip.

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Hobbies they used to enjoy were ruined.

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No one could walk outside without being engulfed by snow's needy embrace.

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It became clear that everyone was putting way more into their relationship with snow than they were getting back.

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Now, New Englanders long for the days without snow, when they could run outside, free and without a care.

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But no matter how many long talks they have with snow – snow just didn't seem to get it.

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Everywhere they go, snow follows.

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New Englanders can't help but see snow completely differently. They see it for the ugly monster it is.

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Snow and New England had a good run...but it's time to part ways.

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I'm sorry snow, but on behalf of all New Englanders: It's over.

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