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    This Is What Your Drunk Texts Really Mean

    I wish I had just flushed my phone down the toilet.

    When you hope your crush will show up at the same bar as you:

    When you haven't seen your BFF in 30 minutes:

    When you make a friend in the bathroom:

    When you can't stop yourself from texting your ex:

    When you need an excuse to speak freely with your crush:

    When you realize it is a blessing and curse that you can't replay your own SnapChats:

    When you really need your best friend:

    When your friend leaves you and it feels like the ultimate betrayal:

    When you've been waiting for delivery for over an hour:

    When you lose the ability to form a coherent sentence:

    When you make a terrible mistake: