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When your drunk self reminds you how long it's been since you chatted with your ex:
2.
When your drunk self simply cannot wait to use an actual toilet:
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When your drunk self has more confidence in your dance moves than it should:
4.
When your drunk self makes getting food an urgent matter:
5.
When your drunk self reminds you that strangers are just friends you haven't met yet:
6.
When you drunk self thinks you're a millionaire:
7.
When your drunk self tests your tolerance:
8.
When your drunk self forgets that you have the musical talent of a lamp post:
9.
When your drunk self is bored:
10.
And when your drunk self makes plans without clearing it with your sober self first:
