1. When your drunk self reminds you how long it's been since you chatted with your ex:
Thinkstock / Kirsten King for BuzzFeed
2. When your drunk self simply cannot wait to use an actual toilet:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
3. When your drunk self has more confidence in your dance moves than it should:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
4. When your drunk self makes getting food an urgent matter:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
5. When your drunk self reminds you that strangers are just friends you haven't met yet:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
6. When you drunk self thinks you're a millionaire:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
7. When your drunk self tests your tolerance:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
8. When your drunk self forgets that you have the musical talent of a lamp post:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
9. When your drunk self is bored:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
10. And when your drunk self makes plans without clearing it with your sober self first:
Kirsten King for BuzzFeed / Thinkstock
