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    Updated on Sep 14, 2020. Posted on Sep 11, 2020

    29 "Imagine Your Card Declines" Tweets That Had Me Cackling Into My Phone

    Me, not having to imagine: 🙃

    So, over the last few days, you’ve probably seen “imagine your card declines” tweets going massively viral all over the internet. And if you’re like me, then these tweets probably had you giggling into your phone. Below is a roundup of some of the funniest versions I could find. Also, if you thought these tweets were hilarious, be sure to follow the accounts to make your Twitter timeline a little funnier!

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    imagine your card declines at brunch and the server takes your phone and deletes the boomerang of clinking mimosas that you took

    2.

    Imagine your card declines at a funeral and they wake yo ass up

    3.

    Imagine your card declines at Friday's and they knock yo goofy ass back to Thursday

    4.

    Imagine your card declines at the morgue and they bring your grandma back to life

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    imagine your card declines at burger king and they just look at you and say “it's my way now”

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    Imagine your card declines after a massage and now you have to give them one back

    7.

    imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit

    8.

    Imagine your card declines on a cruise and they make you swim home

    9.

    Imagine your card declines at Dairy Queen and they just dump your blizzard out when they flip it over

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    imagine ur card declines at court and your lawyer starts snitching on u

    11.

    Imagine your card declines at daycare and they keep your kid

    12.

    Imagine your card declines while you’re horseback riding and they make you carry the horse

    13.

    imagine your card declines at the vet and they glue your dogs balls back on

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    imagine your card declines at bungee jumping and they cut the rope

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    imagine your card declines at therapy and your therapist starts roasting you

    16.

    imagine your card declines at the movies and they pull out this mf

    17.

    imagine your card declines at subway n they start disassembling that shit in front of you

    18.

    imagine ur card declines during surgery and they start putting your appendix back in

    19.

    imagine your card declines during a baptism and they don’t pull you back up

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    imagine your card declines at a tattoo shop and they bring out sandpaper

    21.

    imagine ur card declines at the dermatologist and they start rubbing st. ives apricot scrub on ur face

    22.

    imagine your card declines while you’re getting fried rice and the shrimp fries you

    23.

    imagine your card declines at the gym and they make you eat all the calories you burnt

    24.

    Imagine you’re giving birth and your card declines so they push the baby back in

    25.

    Imagine your card declines when you’re in an escape room and they just lock it

    26.

    imagine ur card declines at Claire’s and they put your ear meat back in the hole

    27.

    Imagine your card declines after bowling and they make you be one of the pins

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    imagine your card declines at a boxing match and they start fighting you instead

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    imagine your card declines at the waxing center and they glue your coochie hair back onto u

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