I don't punch but I used to always squish my sandwiches! I stopped because people thought I was weird, but fuck it! I'm gonna start squishing them again!
A guy literally walked up to me in public, while I was sitting with my sister, and said "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *Laughs* no I'm kidding but can I get your number?"
When I said no, he then asked both me and my sister for a hug. When we said no to that, he just…Â
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