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    The Internet Reacts Hilariously To Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Splitting Up

    "Conscious uncoupling". Say what?!

    We're all still recovering from the fact Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have "consciously uncoupled" (split up).

    But it's OK, because the internet's reactions have cheered us up no end. From marking Chris' escape from strict dieting.

    Chris Martin bravely faces a life without Gwyneth Paltrow...

    Unnamed Insider@Unnamedinsider

    Chris Martin bravely faces a life without Gwyneth Paltrow...

    06:29 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    "You'll never leave me, right?" Gwyneth Paltrow whispers to a bowl of kale

    Sam Lansky@samlansky

    "You'll never leave me, right?" Gwyneth Paltrow whispers to a bowl of kale

    09:58 PM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3 GORGEOUS simple vegan gluten-free dishes to celebrate your divorce. #goopbreakup

    Carmen Villafa༞@CVillafane

    3 GORGEOUS simple vegan gluten-free dishes to celebrate your divorce. #goopbreakup

    10:02 PM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    To commenting on Coldplay's inevitable new music.

    So Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are splitting up. Very sad. Do you think this will make Coldplay worse or worse?

    Ticketline@Ticketline

    So Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are splitting up. Very sad. Do you think this will make Coldplay worse or worse?

    09:52 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    So Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have separated.. Coldplay's next album will be unbelievable! #ChannelThatPainChris

    Daniel OConnor@Dan_Hai

    So Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have separated.. Coldplay's next album will be unbelievable! #ChannelThatPainChris

    09:49 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Some pointed out how Chris' music may have affected Gwyneth.

    I guess Gwyneth Paltrow finally got around to listening to Coldplay...

    Katie Grainger@Smauglocked78

    I guess Gwyneth Paltrow finally got around to listening to Coldplay...

    09:48 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    You know that period after a breakup where all you do is sit in the dark & listen to Coldplay albums? It sucks for Gwyneth Paltrow.

    NΛNΛ@hellonaa

    You know that period after a breakup where all you do is sit in the dark & listen to Coldplay albums? It sucks for Gwyneth Paltrow.

    10:08 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Some (including Ronan Farrow) made valid points in this sad, sad hour.

    Gwyneth Paltrow still knows more about flax oil than you.

    Ronan Farrow@RonanFarrow

    Gwyneth Paltrow still knows more about flax oil than you.

    12:42 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    But who do Bey and Jay side with in all this?

    Is it wrong to find it funny that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have just seperated and they have a child called Moses?

    Darryl Drummond@chr1spbacon

    Is it wrong to find it funny that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have just seperated and they have a child called Moses?

    09:51 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Remember when Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow had the same Sliding Doors hair? That was cool.

    Katie Khan@katie_khan

    Remember when Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow had the same Sliding Doors hair? That was cool.

    10:48 PM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Others were more optimistic and looked straight to the future.

    Could every man on Earth named McIntosh try to marry the newly single Gwyneth Paltrow so that that kid's new name will be Apple McIntosh.

    Colin Mc Ardle@colinblackrock

    Could every man on Earth named McIntosh try to marry the newly single Gwyneth Paltrow so that that kid's new name will be Apple McIntosh.

    10:08 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    I reckon the odds on me and Gwyneth Paltrow finally getting hammered on Sambucca shots this year just rocketed.

    Caitlin Moran@caitlinmoran

    I reckon the odds on me and Gwyneth Paltrow finally getting hammered on Sambucca shots this year just rocketed.

    10:40 PM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    But most people were mainly interested in the term "conscious uncoupling".

    Conscious Uncoupling would be great band name.

    Hannah Allan@ohitshannah

    Conscious Uncoupling would be great band name.

    10:36 PM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    gwyneth paltrow and chris martin having a 'conscious uncoupling' is the whitest breakup of all time

    Josh Fjelstad@joshfjelstad

    gwyneth paltrow and chris martin having a 'conscious uncoupling' is the whitest breakup of all time

    01:23 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    At first I thought Conscious Uncoupling was going to be the name announcement for their third child.

    Rachel Harrison@rachfacelogic

    At first I thought Conscious Uncoupling was going to be the name announcement for their third child.

    10:36 PM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Just tried to unconsciously couple with the missus. Having none of it.

    Jamie East@mrjamieeast

    Just tried to unconsciously couple with the missus. Having none of it.

    07:12 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Question for enemy of the English language Gwyneth Paltrow: If two people fall in love at first sight, do they "unconsciously couple"?

    Kevin O'Sullivan@TVKev

    Question for enemy of the English language Gwyneth Paltrow: If two people fall in love at first sight, do they "unconsciously couple"?

    09:10 AM - 26 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Even bananas were used to demonstrate the new terminology.

    But others just couldn't hide their dismay. RIP Chris and Gwyneth.

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