At Madonna's penultimate Australian concert this week she decided to bring out "unapologetic bitch" Game of Thrones star Gwendoline Christie to dance with her on stage.
And things got, shall we say, a little crazy.
There was play swordfighting with bananas.
A lot of excellent dance moves.
But mainly a lot of spanking.
Then she told her she wanted to fuck her, because she's Madonna.