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    Aug 11, 2017

    There's A Topless Baker On Instagram And Honestly I'm Starving

    It's like every sex fantasy you've had about the Great British Bake Off come to life.

    Fam, we need to talk about the eighth wonder of the world, Matt Adlard aka the "Topless Baker."

    The 26 year old is a food-blogger-turned-baking-vlogger, and, after taking one look at his videos, it's safe to say I've never been more turned on by confectioners sugar in my life.

    Topless Baker / Via youtube.com

    An attractive, shirtless man who can bake? This is literally my honest-to-god dream come true.

    Topless Baker / Via youtube.com

    Spilled some icing sugar? Lemme get that for you.

    I mean, come on, just look at his Instagram. There's dessert and also DESSERT.

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    Like, what's more delicious? These Gold Forest Gâteau Macarons?

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    OR THE MAN WHO IS MAKING THEM?

    And yeah, these popsicles definitely look lickable...

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    BUT I WISH I COULD LICK *HIS* POPSICLE.

    Oh, and this Torta Caprese sure satisfies my sweet tooth...

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    ALMOST AS MUCH AS LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL, MUSCULAR ARMS DOES.

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    Literally, come on, is this not the most sexual thing you've ever seen?!

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    WAIT NVM.

    While we're here, we should probably also talk about how he perfectly frosted this NAKED DRIP CAKE while HE WAS BASICALLY ALMOST NAKED!!!

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    I'm dying inside.

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    And just for reference, I should probably mention that he looks just as good outside of the kitchen as he does inside.

    toplessbaker / Via instagram.com, toplessbaker / Via instagram.com

    BUT STILL IN HIS TRADEMARK APRON, HOLY MOLY.

    In conclusion, SALT BAE? WHO TF NEEDS SALT BAE? I HAVE SPRINKLE BAE.

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