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There's A Topless Baker On Instagram And Honestly I'm Starving

It's like every sex fantasy you've had about the Great British Bake Off come to life.

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Fam, we need to talk about the eighth wonder of the world, Matt Adlard aka the "Topless Baker."

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Seriously, look at him. I'M SCREAMING.

The 26 year old is a food-blogger-turned-baking-vlogger, and, after taking one look at his videos, it's safe to say I've never been more turned on by confectioners sugar in my life.

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An attractive, shirtless man who can bake? This is literally my honest-to-god dream come true.

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Spilled some icing sugar? Lemme get that for you.

I mean, come on, just look at his Instagram. There's dessert and also DESSERT.

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Like, what's more delicious? These Gold Forest G√Ęteau Macarons?

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OR THE MAN WHO IS MAKING THEM?

And yeah, these popsicles definitely look lickable...

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BUT I WISH I COULD LICK *HIS* POPSICLE.

Oh, and this Torta Caprese sure satisfies my sweet tooth...

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ALMOST AS MUCH AS LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL, MUSCULAR ARMS DOES.

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Literally, come on, is this not the most sexual thing you've ever seen?!

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While we're here, we should probably also talk about how he perfectly frosted this NAKED DRIP CAKE while HE WAS BASICALLY ALMOST NAKED!!!

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I'm dying inside.

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And just for reference, I should probably mention that he looks just as good outside of the kitchen as he does inside.

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BUT STILL IN HIS TRADEMARK APRON, HOLY MOLY.

In conclusion, SALT BAE? WHO TF NEEDS SALT BAE? I HAVE SPRINKLE BAE.

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