1. You are not tied upside down on a rope.
2. You are not the person who wasted their money on perfectly good hot dogs.
3. You are not this man without a computer chair.
4. You are not in this tree right now.
5. You don't have the entire world against you.
6. You are not this boy who was enjoying life.
7. You do not have this crushing sense of disappointment at this very moment.
8. You know better than to buy a cheap bed frame.
9. You are not the owner of this house.
10. You are not this man's hairdresser.
11. You know better than to just wear shorts and a T-shirt while it's snowing.
12. You are not being thrust into a sea of people.
And that alone should make you grateful.
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