1. "Cat was right, this is more fun than bye-bye-in-the-car!"
2. "Cat was wrong. This isn't as fun as bye-bye-in-the-car."
3. Hurry! My bro, the turkey, could be in hot water!"
4. "Wow, much scenic, very route..."
5. "You mean Uncle Cat lied when he said turtles are fast?"
6. "Shoot! Wrong way! Thank god the north turtle hasn't left the station."
7. "WTF, I reserved a Giant Tortoise and this is what they send me?!"
8. "Cat said nothing could go wrong if I take the turtle taxi..."
9. "Oh dear, I forgot to tell them I'm vegan."
10. "You're saying Mr. Cat misled me? You really can't jump over the fence?"
11. "I should've shelled out more to book the damn cheetah."
"Eat my dust suckas!!! Turkey dinner here I come."
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