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25 Worst ESL Textbooks And Lessons

You wouldn't believe what salty language foreign students want to learn. Well, actually, you would.

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Good morning, class.

Please turn to chapter 1 in Very Fucking English.

Complete this exercise: which animal cares the least?

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Chapter 2: business etiquette

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When going abroad, remember your manners.

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Chapter 3: cheerful condescension

(Disgruntled tutor shop-job via Cynical Travel.)
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(Disgruntled tutor shop-job via Cynical Travel.)

Chapter 4: Foreigners in Japan

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(Via Cynical Travel. Teaching ESL is tough, yall.)

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Please flip to page 36 in this textbook instead:

Useful daily phrases from Fist of the North Star.

What do you want from life, class?

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Your regrets?

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What would you do in this situation?

What if you don't know?

Lesson 5: Norf Corean Historie

And finally, our world-famous ESL aerobics skit:

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Go forth. Flourish. You now know business English.

I would definitely advise against doing this:

(Note: the London/Canadian/Columbian Scag/Einstein ones appear to be shop-jobs by very disgruntled tutors. The rest, as far as we can tell, are earnest.)

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