Good morning, class.
Please turn to chapter 1 in Very Fucking English.
Complete this exercise: which animal cares the least?
Chapter 2: business etiquette
When going abroad, remember your manners.
Chapter 3: cheerful condescension
Chapter 4: Foreigners in Japan
Please flip to page 36 in this textbook instead:
Useful daily phrases from Fist of the North Star.
What do you want from life, class?
What would you do in this situation?
What if you don't know?
Lesson 5: Norf Corean Historie
And finally, our world-famous ESL aerobics skit:
Go forth. Flourish. You now know business English.
I would definitely advise against doing this:
(Note: the London/Canadian/Columbian Scag/Einstein ones appear to be shop-jobs by very disgruntled tutors. The rest, as far as we can tell, are earnest.)