For some people, finding foods they actually enjoy is difficult...
You know that when you go out to eat, this is all too true...
Because if you're a real picky eater, then you recognize that there are levels to this shit...
This is your "trying a food for the first time" face:
All your receipts look like this:
Most plates look like THIS:
And this scene is all too familiar:
You also experience a lot of feelings, like...disgust:
This is what moral support looks like to you:
You're not afraid to go into specifics:
And you always have an alternative:
You're thankful for small kindnesses:
And give brutal honesty to others:
You deal with people questioning your choices:
But let's be real, you've got a LOT of questions, too:
Because you gotta stand your ground:
And always be prepared: