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    Updated on Sep 7, 2018. Posted on Sep 7, 2018

    21 Hilarious Tweets From This Week All By Women

    "Boys prioritize their household necessities so weird. I’m currently in a house with no shower curtain in the bathroom, but three TVs in the living room."

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    i'm gonna do this wack ass crash diet vogue printed in the 70s and die

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    boys prioritize their household necessities so weird. I’m currently in a house w/ no shower curtain in the bathroom, but 3 TVs in the living room

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    my physics prof's memes are improving every week

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    Listen, I don’t know about you. But all I see is a Teddy Bear with huge knockers.

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    me: I need to buy new stamps so I'm not sending out condolence cards with Disney villain stamps on them friend: no one grieves like Gaston, acts bereaved like Gaston me: how are you doing this friend: no one orders ornate funeral wreaths like Gaston

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    Denver International Airport is really trolling y’all conspiracy theorist with their new construction signs 😂

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    every x-men movie: wolverine: gonna fight magneto everyone: dude your bones are literally made of metal wolverine: gonna fuck him up -later- wolverine: AHH MY BONES

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    in 2007 if you wore a long sleeve t-shirt under a regular t-shirt it meant that you liked music

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    My Mom Is Telling Complete Strangers They Should See “MAMMA MIA”,BECAUSE...HER DAUGHTER (👑CHER🌟) IS STARRING💫IN IT‼️🙄 Thanx Mom...I’m In It 4 About a NANO SECOND⏲

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    ur cousins are either ur bff’s or y'all don't fw each other at all

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    Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”

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    JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT WALMART AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING 😭

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    today i discovered that a group of ferrets is called a business now when i “give someone the business” i will do so professionally, by handing over a bouquet of these long boys https://t.co/kuvbuMFTaD

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    Every time I see a girl in her early 20's cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn't own bedsheets who won't commit I'm like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions

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    i just checked my natal chart and turns out my sun is in dumb and my moon is in ass

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    This dude let me fuck on the first date & wonders why i ain’t txt him back. I don’t fuck w hoes

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    Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried. https://t.co/rGfBKz6FKF

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    my “fuck it i’ll get paid again” attitude is too toxic

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    TINDER SHOULD SHOW YOU WHAT AGE RANGE UR MATCHES ARE OPEN TO WHAT IF I MATCH WITH A GROWN MAN WHO HAS HIS PREFERENCES DOWN TO 18 HOLY SHIT NO BUENO

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