Buzz·Posted on Sep 7, 201821 Hilarious Tweets From This Week All By Women"Boys prioritize their household necessities so weird. I’m currently in a house with no shower curtain in the bathroom, but three TVs in the living room."by Kevin SmithBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. blocked thot @chaeronaea i'm gonna do this wack ass crash diet vogue printed in the 70s and die 10:49 PM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ash @ashleytaylorfow boys prioritize their household necessities so weird. I’m currently in a house w/ no shower curtain in the bathroom, but 3 TVs in the living room 07:46 PM - 03 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Justinne @hlartstudent my physics prof's memes are improving every week 01:19 AM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Natalie Morales @nataliemorales Listen, I don’t know about you. But all I see is a Teddy Bear with huge knockers. 03:02 PM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Emmy Bengtson @EmmyA2 DID YOU WRITE THE OPED 08:05 PM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jenny H @ Reading the End @readingtheend me: I need to buy new stamps so I'm not sending out condolence cards with Disney villain stamps on them friend: no one grieves like Gaston, acts bereaved like Gaston me: how are you doing this friend: no one orders ornate funeral wreaths like Gaston 07:44 PM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Destiny. @CoolAsPhuck Denver International Airport is really trolling y’all conspiracy theorist with their new construction signs 😂 01:46 AM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Julie Alexis Muncy @juliemuncy23 every x-men movie: wolverine: gonna fight magneto everyone: dude your bones are literally made of metal wolverine: gonna fuck him up -later- wolverine: AHH MY BONES 07:24 PM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue in 2007 if you wore a long sleeve t-shirt under a regular t-shirt it meant that you liked music 02:43 AM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Cher @cher My Mom Is Telling Complete Strangers They Should See “MAMMA MIA”,BECAUSE...HER DAUGHTER (👑CHER🌟) IS STARRING💫IN IT‼️🙄 Thanx Mom...I’m In It 4 About a NANO SECOND⏲ 07:25 AM - 31 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ᴮᵃᵇʸ ᴳ @germanndasavage ur cousins are either ur bff’s or y'all don't fw each other at all 10:01 PM - 03 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.” 10:43 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ً @CHRISGUSTlNG JUST HAD A JOB INTERVIEW AT WALMART AND THEY SHOWED ME A VIDEO OF ME SHOPLIFTING 😭 05:31 AM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett today i discovered that a group of ferrets is called a business now when i “give someone the business” i will do so professionally, by handing over a bouquet of these long boys https://t.co/kuvbuMFTaD 04:07 PM - 04 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets Every time I see a girl in her early 20's cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn't own bedsheets who won't commit I'm like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions 04:13 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jallerbo♀️ @jallergirl yall ever wake up like 11:05 PM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Orion Carloto @orionnichole i just checked my natal chart and turns out my sun is in dumb and my moon is in ass 03:22 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ॐ @perlawerlax This dude let me fuck on the first date & wonders why i ain’t txt him back. I don’t fuck w hoes 02:02 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Neva @vnevah Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried. https://t.co/rGfBKz6FKF 10:38 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Doll ® @llivingdoll my “fuck it i’ll get paid again” attitude is too toxic 01:01 PM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. beth mccoll @imteddybless TINDER SHOULD SHOW YOU WHAT AGE RANGE UR MATCHES ARE OPEN TO WHAT IF I MATCH WITH A GROWN MAN WHO HAS HIS PREFERENCES DOWN TO 18 HOLY SHIT NO BUENO 08:17 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite