1. Because of shit like this:
2. Or this:
3. Especially this:
4. It's because we do this:
5. And this:
6. THIS:
7. And protect ourselves with shit like this:
8. Why the fuck would you do this:
9. We do dumb shit like this, lol:
10. WHYYYYY would you do this:
11. OR THIS:
12. Guys, I just...
13. Women deserve to live longer:
14. Because they're clearly superior:
15. What the hell IS this:
16. I know it's hot, but GO SOMEWHERE ELSE:
17. THIS is crazy:
18. And finally, I'll leave you with this:
Why women live longer than men.
Bye.