Buzz·Posted on Jan 24, 201823 Unconventional And Funny Valentines For That Special Person"Thanks for all the orgasms."by Kevin SmithBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Straight to the point: 2. Too real: 3. I don't see a lie here: 4. This one's pretty punny: 5. I mean, same, tho: 6. If they're into Star Wars: 7. If you like noodles and them, too: 8. This handy dandy guide is simple and cute: 9. Valentine's Day goals: 10. Be cute and also say exactly what you mean: 11. For all my Tinderheads out there: 12. Really, tho: 13. The gamer in your life will go nuts over this: 14. For my tokers: 15. Who doesn't love a good Nic Cage card: 16. Potterheads, don't think you'd be left out: 17. I'm sure there are more reasons, but this is a good one: 18. Let's collectively say "awww" together: 19. Sugar is sweet, and hopefully your boo is too: 20. Everyone loves some Rihanna in their life: 21. Apologize and compliment at the same time: 22. If you want to get a little more literal: 23. And finally, if none of those appeal to you, there's always this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF