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These Upside-Down Jeans Are Evidence That It Is Time For Us To Just Give Up As A Species

Because it's 2018!

It's Friday morning, and I'm innocently perusing Twitter without any idea that the world is about to come crashing down around me ...

... and then this unholy thing crashes into view.

And the world will never be the same. Yes, those ... are ... upside-down jean shorts?!

Yes, friend ... we're seeing UPSIDE-DOWN SHORTS...

Whew, Lord.

But don't worry, because THERE ARE UPSIDE-DOWN JEANS AS WELL. 😱

MY MIND!

Upon further inspection the shorts RETAIL FOR $385...

And to make matters worse, the pants retail for $495, clearly because of the extra fabric.

Because 2018 is not just the worst year. It is probably also the last year. We've had a good run!