Buzz·Posted on Aug 17, 201826 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week"Ideologically I don’t agree with organized religion but they kind of went off with stained glass."by Kevin SmithBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. oh, whats occurrin'? @deifsitassid at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid 08:09 PM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. princess ria @R_tatas My badass little cousin ordered $300 worth of toys w/o my aunt & uncle knowing. This is a picture of how everyone found out. https://t.co/wHWVhsMBYI 06:17 PM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. dia 🦋 @diadaisies yaren’t ready for this one 03:27 AM - 08 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. iron heart love bot @nycgays yall 05:38 PM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood Imagine the disappointment of moving to a sleepy, idyllic New England town to start a new life, only to discover it doesn't harbor any dark secrets. 12:53 AM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Melissa Reddy @MelissaReddy_ 🔥💪🏽🔥 02:34 PM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ditch pony @molly7anne If my boyfriend 💏and my horse 🐴 were both drowning 🙀💦and I could only save one ☝️🏊♂️they’d both be safe 👌because they’re both 👯♀️the same horse 😍💖🤠🏇 05:05 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. jaVe. @javeauriel Someone said they should put this on ESPN for 30mins. I would deadass watch this lol (Taken from FB: Eric Branch @ Lowell Elementary School) https://t.co/HEn93vvVFA 10:53 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Julie♡ @jewelzzz27 | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | please | | stop killing | | mountains | | to make | |mountain dew| | ________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ 10:46 PM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. gabi @harleivy superheroes being 178% done with everyone and everything with wii music playing in the background 07:07 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. aries @proletariatitty Ideologically I don’t agree with organized religion but they kind of went off with stained glass 05:14 PM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mina @maddc8 Dang who radicalized McDonald’s 01:55 AM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Meagan @meagantrott It's weird that ppl interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as "Don't trust strangers" when really it's "Always pay freelancers" 12:19 AM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ℯℯℯℯℯℯ @emhaasch 01:33 AM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. #𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 @ollietttaa bro my coworker starts crying bc her boyfriend broke up w her (thru text) & my manager gon say “that’s why we stay off our phones @ work” LMFAAAAOOOO shordy ain’t shit 😭 04:09 AM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Faith @thefaithasaurus WHAT ARE WE? SAD! WHAT’RE WE GONNA DO? BUY THINGS! WILL IT HELP? TEMPORARILY ! 09:56 PM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. GrooviK™️ @blahblahSPEAK My mom turned my Masters degree into a blanket. “yOuR dEgReE wOnt KeEp yOu wArM aT NiGhT tHoUgH.” NOW it will, you lil bitch. https://t.co/FQxADLQgpq 07:22 PM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. v-ne$$a @V_sugarbaby met a bunch of guys from Harvard yesterday and I kept pretending like I never heard of that school just to piss them off...one of them legit turned red when I said, “Harvard? Is that like a local community college?” LMAOOOOOO 09:59 PM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Gråçeë @graciecovz Me: goodnight moon Moon: read 8:24 PM ✅ 11:02 PM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen modern friendship is just sending the same $20 back and forth via venmo, forever 12:24 AM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Noelle Stevenson @Gingerhazing YOUNG MAN you're a man who is young I said YOUNG MAN you're a man who's not old I said YOUNG MAN don't know the words to this song I said YOUNG MAN YOUNG MAN YOUNG MAN 02:15 AM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sarah @mrssarahann “PSL is so basic white girl” Ok Connor how is that 3rd Monster you’ve gulped today you basic ass bitch 10:42 PM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. mooooooooove, bitch. @LondonAffair best time of my life was when I was single, not dating at all, and celibate as fuck. I was stress free, not being lied to or half assed, only worried about myself & nobody else. No man could check me, keep tabs on me. I didn’t even miss dick or male presence. 11:29 PM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. jules @JUMPSUlTZ when u get out of the shower on ur period & it’s a race between you, time, and gravity 01:25 PM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26.