There are two types of people in this world.
People who love ranch dressing...
And people who are wrong.
Because you know you are TRULY on the RIGHT side of history when you start...
1. Putting ranch all over a burger:
2. Putting ranch on fries:
3. Putting ranch on pizza:
4. Putting ranch on mozzarella sticks:
5. Putting ranch on grilled cheese:
6. Putting ranch on your hot dog:
7. Putting ranch on chicky tenders:
8. Putting ranch on steak:
9. Putting ranch on your nachos:
10. Putting ranch on tacos:
11. Putting ranch on your potatoes:
12. Putting ranch on mac and cheese:
13. Putting ranch on pasta:
14. Putting ranch on sushi:
15. Putting ranch on quesadillas:
16. Putting ranch on (very healthy) salad:
17. Putting ranch on your (very healthy) broccoli:
18. Putting ranch on rice:
19. Ranch on your G.D. eggs:
20. Putting ranch on lasagna:
21. Putting ranch on ramen:
So if your fridge looks a lot like this:
And you know in your heart you'd definitely try ranch soda:
And if this is how you want to live your life:
Then you are TRULY on the right side of history.
Blood type: ranch dressing