1. Everyone who has a bank account knows the feeling.
2. The betrayal.
3. The horror.
4. Sometimes you see it happening in real time.
5. It's brutal.
6. You can ask the heavens for help, but typically no one answers back.
7. Because like... you just can't believe it.
8. Sometimes you try to face the problem head on.
9. But then you live in denial.
10. You try to live as if ignorance is bliss.
11. But then when you get back to reality, it's just...
12. Painful.
13. Like not good.
14. You may even be tempted to scam.
15. You want to be true to yourself, but your bank account says otherwise.
16. And while weekends are usually celebrated, for you they can be downright depressing.
17. Especially after an Amazon bender.
18. You wonder if you're being punished.
19. But nah. At the end of the day, you know you've just been playing yourself, and your bank account.
