1. You know your mom is always worried about ANY utility bill:
My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was "letting the WiFi out" #MomQuotes
2. But you always call her after any slight inconvenience:
me calling my mom anytime thereโs an inconvenience in my life
3. Sometimes you try to do things without her, but it probably doesn't work out the way you planned:
me on the phone trying to do aduIt shit that my mom usuaIIy does for me
4. For the most part, moms give good advice:
My moms advice to me today: โIf you feel like crying, cry. If you feel like getting shit faced, get shit faced.โ Thanks mom, I think iโll do both
5. They tell the truth:
I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy
6. They're always looking out:
Thanks Mom
7. They're funny:
why did my mom just roast me
8. I mean really funny:
Texts with my mom after watching โLionโ:
9. They always want to know where you are:
my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u
10. They're nosy:
11. They're honest:
12. I mean really honest:
At last years Christmas party my mom was so trashed she introduced me as "the one we pray for" to all our guests. #momquotes
13. There are always differences of opinion though:
Me and my mom are like best friends But sometimes she just says shit and itโs like ok are we friends or are you a hater?
14. And you still try to hide things from her:
My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today
15. She tries to pull stunts:
When mom calls the whole family down for dinner and it's not ready
16. And she also always interrupts:
me when my mom comes in my room while im pulling an all nighter to finish shit
17. But at the end of the day, you know you'd never take her up on this offer:
When your mom says โif you donโt like my rules, thereโs the door!โ https://t.co/8ZB6u74TNQ