Buzz·Posted on Aug 3, 201826 Hilarious Tweets From This Week All By Women"I don't need everyone to like me, I just need for no one to be even the slightest bit upset at me ever."by Kevin SmithBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sophia @SophiaCannon Why Apple is worth $1 trillion 05:02 AM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. grace 🌻 @gracepxx uhhh of course i’m going to see mamma mia 2 for the 500th time it’s called mamma mia here we go again not mamma mia here we go once 06:49 AM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. lil grim @TlDDIES ppl who r like Really Into Weed will hand me weed and be like “doesn’t this smell exactly like caramelized strawberry cheesecake” like no dude that smells like weed but i appreciate your enthusiasm 12:36 AM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Erin White @whiteyy_tightie the boys who lived here before us just stopped by to see the house and I asked about how this hole I️n my ceiling got there and this is how it happened.. idk what I was expecting, but I️t wasn’t that. https://t.co/TeeJfziVq4 02:18 AM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. LK @ellkay_ Me when I was 5: wow IKEA is cool Me when I was 15: wow IKEA is cool Me when I was 20: wow IKEA is cool Me when I’m 50: wow IKEA is cool 08:57 PM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Hannah Giorgis @ethiopienne have not stopped laughing at this text from my dad, a copy editor for Christ, since i got it yesterday 01:25 PM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Camelia @itscameliaaa please enjoy this masterpiece I spent way too long creating 07:56 PM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Taylor Myers. @taylorpaigeeee_ once i buy an overpriced planner for the school year that will help me pretend i have my life together for only about a month, its over for you hoes 08:53 PM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp me making sure the barista sees me put money in the tip jar 01:51 PM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ambr @pomegranateboy_ I present u all with my grandpa's cat, panson 02:44 AM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Charlotte Bayes @CharlotteBHC This was on my parents cruise breakfast bar this morning... shreks head 07:10 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sarah Solomon @sarahsolfails My dad and I have a tradition of putting me in the Costco cart and now that I’m nearly 30 we realized it’s bordering on sad https://t.co/5PoPfbfpmO 02:48 PM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year-old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise 04:34 PM - 27 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kallie @KallieLeigh When you don’t get past the “talking” stage. https://t.co/1JXLU5RNR7 03:08 AM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Brianna @Briiseppe My mom needs to stop this shit 09:41 PM - 27 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 🌊Lindsey Shmindsey 🌙 @shminsington Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote. 01:27 AM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Megan @gillyfish33 Please make this go viral 05:28 PM - 27 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad I dont need everyone to like me I just need for no one to be even the slightest bit upset at me ever 12:42 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. CORINNE FISHER @PhilanthropyGal DERMATOLOGIST: Your skin looks very young. ME: I’ve never smiled. 08:32 PM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. online printer @hellohappy_time do you mean bf like best friend or boyfriend or bread festival 02:54 AM - 28 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kirsten Howard @emotionalpedant Not sure of source but oh my god????? 05:26 PM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jess Dweck @TheDweck Anyone who believes in massive global conspiracies has clearly never tried to plan a dinner with more than like three people 03:09 PM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. continent creator @roombahacker he was a trader joe she said see you later joe 12:15 AM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ᴠᴇɴᴜsғʟʏᴛʀᴀᴘǫᴜᴇᴇɴ❦ @BeeNasty_ I tweet for the girls that keep that black “office sweater” on the back of their chair because they keep the thermostat on Artic Tundra 03:52 PM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson Trying to view my anxiety not as something menacing but just an annoying, unwelcome presence. Like a neighbor in a ‘90s sitcom 01:03 AM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖍 @insidioushexes halloween is approaching and i can feel myself getting stronger 08:11 AM - 02 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite