Buzz·Posted on Jan 5, 2019Here Are 25 Hilarious Tweets All Written By Women From This Week"I moved to Los Angeles so that I could pay money to feel ugly."by Kevin SmithBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mitra Jouhari @tweetrajouhari I moved to Los Angeles so that I could pay money to feel ugly 10:27 PM - 03 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Rachel Pegram @rachelpegram Ive never had a tweet go viral but I did yawn once and a few people around me also yawned so I get it 07:36 PM - 30 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Jill Krajewski @JillKrajewski Coachella poster font is my annual eye exam 03:11 PM - 03 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. LOST MY MIND @nachitano my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: hey whatsup haven’t seen u since last year 01:27 PM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. andrea @unndreuh I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS LMAO 10:21 PM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. faith @seriouslyfaith In middle school when girls would text each other “will you dress up with me tomorrow” this is what they meant 03:13 AM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Megan Ferguson @OUfergie Anderson Cooper enduring tequila shots is honestly the most relatable I’ve ever seen him. #CNNNYE 05:04 AM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. gemma @bIoodpilots when i was 6 i named my animal crossing character “sex” and couldn’t change it back so panicked, went outside the next day and smashed the game card with a hammer i have lived with this my whole life 01:00 AM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Anne Thériault @anne_theriault I love when women are having the I Won’t Take My Husband’s Name Because I Already Have My Own Name conversation & a dude pops in with “but you’ve already taken a MAN’S last name from your dad” and like how clever of you to notice that, yes, the patriarchy is literally everywhere 04:36 AM - 28 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. kailynn jo @kailynnpokrywki Babysit they said. It’ll be fine they said. 04:05 AM - 30 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. braless at kum n go @queenspeen Y’all remember scrunching our hair with half a pound of garnier hair gel until it resembled uncooked ramen then finishing the look off by straightening our bangs into oblivion and plastering them to our foreheads? Good times 07:07 PM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande found a piece of confetti on my foot and my genuine, initial reaction was “oh wow, someone must’ve installed this chip in me while i was asleep last night”. happy new year ! 07:27 PM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jadyn / og anti math queen @bwayhrvy u ever think about how the year 3000 is literally 81 years away 02:03 AM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Anna Eila @anna_eila Jesus Christ would you look at the time 07:41 PM - 30 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵍ♡ @germanndasavage i want to marry someone as funny as me. imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school 02:43 AM - 02 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ponyo @aytdao Someone asked me why I was wearing a fake AirPod... bro that’s my hearing aid 10:22 PM - 30 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Lana Del Rey @LanaDelRey Things that vloggers swear by: 1. Air fryers? 2. Anastasia contour kit 3. Thousand dollar glow ups including eyelash extensions 4. Serata hot sauce and coffee 5. Gummybear hair care 6. Insta pot 7. Personal trainers 8. Girl weekend getaways 9. Pajamas during day 10. Spray tan 02:26 AM - 31 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. the queen of abortion @HindustaniRani there’s........... so much going on here 11:36 PM - 30 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. juulz @juliar1313 boy!!! girl!!!! guy!!!! 04:24 AM - 28 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Nadira☽ @naddiirraa 1. Don’t leave mangos in ur purse 2. Don’t try to play tug of war with an elephant 05:04 AM - 29 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. emma @emmachamberlain things to stop talking about 1. airpods 2. sicko mode 3. memes 4. airpod memes 5. people listening to sicko mode on their airpods memes 5. me unless its nice 05:24 AM - 30 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Valerie 🍾🥂 @ValeeGrrl while tucking in my son he casually told me he lived a life a long time ago where his name was Gerald and he had a brother Cole who was also his business partner and they died together in a car crash so plz join me in not sleeping at all tonight lol 02:20 AM - 28 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Lindsay @lrparkes13 Basically every time we eat dinner my dog starts bawling so we got her a chair so she could be included and she hasn’t cried since😩😩😩 12:09 AM - 29 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. r 👁 @macosva your airpods could never 04:02 PM - 26 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Leah 🔜 Genesis 6 @cosmic_gc Isabelle has been casually beating my ass in a $4,200 Gucci jacket this whole time 11:49 PM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite