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18 Fortune Cookies That Are More Funny Than They Are Accurate

"Next time, order the shrimp."

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1. This fortune seems confusing:

2. But, this one seems too good be true:

3. This fortune is...

4. What?

5. This one is all too true:

What is this?!?!?! When did #fortunecookie become so depressing?!

6. Maybe they should look past his current situation:

Someone I know already. Huh. #fortunecookie

7. Ha, that's one way to discover yourself:

8. Just believe it:

9. Ominous:

10. Control, alt, delete:

11. Thanks for stating the obvious:

12. Simple, but also complicated:

13. What could they possibly mean:

14. Surely there was supposed to be more:

15. My brain...what:

16. Fair enough:

17. This is deep...I think:

18. And finally, OK sure:

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