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17 Crazy-Ass Secrets That Will Make You Whisper To Yourself, "Woah, Dude"

"I used to comb my ass hairs with my sister's styling comb..."

A reddit user asked, "What's a secret you won't share with anyone in person, but you are willing to share anonymously?" and the answers are pretty WILD! Check them out below.

1. Poor girl:

2. This curious kid's dirty little secret:

3. That's one way of hangin' with the boys:

4. This scared kid's predicament:

5. Yikes, apparently mob ties are real:

6. This has to be the definition of true love:

7. Deep, deep secrets in the closet:

8. And speaking of Fleshlights, this is a "win-win":

9. This "woohoo":

10. This has probably happened to a lot more people than you think:

11. The curious case of the cousins:

12. This poor kid and his poor butt:

13. That's an interesting way express arousal:

14. This daring pizza run:

15. Don't let the family find out:

16. Real, real, real love:

17. And finally, just THIS, omg: