Nov 23, 2016

24 Dad Jokes Just In Time For The Holidays

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know Y."

Kevin Smith

BuzzFeed Staff

1. On turkey:

2. On deodorant:

3. On underwear:

4. On getting robbed:

5. On Nebraska:

6. On Harry Potter:

7. On a fear of elevators:

8. On clocks:

9. On the strongest days:

10. On trains:

11. On this guy's dad:

12. On having small balls:

13. On mothballs:

14. On quitting:

15. On fruit:

16. On kidnapping:

17. On a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue:

18. On racing:

19. On rock groups:

20. On Arthur's savage dad:

21. On archaeologists:

22. On seagulls:

23. On being a rapper:

24. And finally, "420 braise it":

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