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    24 Dad Jokes Just In Time For The Holidays

    "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know Y."

    1. On turkey:

    2. On deodorant:

    3. On underwear:

    4. On getting robbed:

    5. On Nebraska:

    6. On Harry Potter:

    7. On a fear of elevators:

    8. On clocks:

    9. On the strongest days:

    10. On trains:

    11. On this guy's dad:

    12. On having small balls:

    13. On mothballs:

    14. On quitting:

    15. On fruit:

    16. On kidnapping:

    17. On a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue:

    18. On racing:

    19. On rock groups:

    20. On Arthur's savage dad:

    21. On archaeologists:

    22. On seagulls:

    23. On being a rapper:

    24. And finally, "420 braise it":