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Build Your Ideal Date And We'll Tell You What Will Happen Next

You head back to your place, and before you can even get through the door, your date pushes you up against a wall and kisses you passionately. Things heat up, and just like the movies, you guys have sex right there! After the deed is done, you are both panting breathless on the floor. Your date picks you up and moves you over to the bedroom for round two. Damn. You didn't know they had this much stamina. After another passionate lovemaking session, you both pass out in each other's arms. You have a huge smile on your face.

A night of passion

There were a couple of times there where the date almost went off course, so you didn't invite them back to your place. But in retrospect the date wasn't that bad, and plus they have a killer smile that makes you melt. The spark might not have been instant, but there's definitely something there. You're eagerly anticipating a second date.

Heading home alone

You don't want the night to end, but you realize it's 2 a.m. and you have work in the morning. You throw caution to the wind and wildly make out with your date. You can feel things getting hot and heavy, but your reasoning kicks in again (you must not have drunk enough) and you break lips. Your date watches you as you walk away, eagerly anticipating the next time you meet.

You don't want the night to end

The date winds down and you find yourselves walking hand in hand down the street. All of a sudden, a flock of pigeons surrounds you and won't back down. Your date tries to swat them away, but this ends up angering them, and one of the pigeons charges right for you. It nips you in the ear and draws blood. You're able to fight the rest of them off and run away screaming. Your date chases after you, trying to make sure you're OK. They wipe the blood from your ear as you slump to the ground, breathing heavy and terrified. You begin making out passionately and don't care who sees. Your date invites you back to their house to dress your wound, and the night ends in fierce passion.

A wild flock of pigeons assaults you both

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