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22 Times 2016 Out-Hipstered Itself

You want a side of kale with that?

1. This portable man bun.

Via amazon.com

For when you need a new synthetic hairstyle fast.

2. This soap specially made to smell like a hipster man.

Via imgur.com

Man not included.

3. The device that actually lets you put your MP3s onto cassette tape.

Via Twitter: @InternetPalace

Perfect for when you take your "retro" 1988 Honda civic for a spin.

4. A literal banana bike holder...

Via Twitter: @lisa_schmisa

It costs 55 fucking dollars!

5. An outdoor, on-the-go beard moisturizer station.

6. Mugs that are painted to look old.

Via Twitter: @KateMaltby

It gives ~distressed~ a new meaning.

7. A legit coffee shop hipster candle.

Via boyfriendcandle.com

I can already smell the fixed gear bike oil and the lemon, kale, quinoa energy bar.

8. These hybrid L.L. Bean Duck boots mixed with rollerblades.

Via Twitter: @brianfaini

So apparently if you want to rollerblade in the rain or snow that's now a thing.

9. Beard jewelry...

Via Twitter: @der_bluthund

I just...

10. And if you want a different way to tote your coffee there's this thing.

11. Tomatoes that totally taste better because a bearded guy is on the packaging.

Via instagram.com

They're also "loaded" with non-tomato things.

12. Please tell me this isn't actually a real thing.

13. This purse that looks like a log will really help you to get in touch with nature.

DressLily / Via dresslily.com

14. This modern day "hipster millennial" nativity set.

Via modernnativity.com

Because if Jesus was born in 2016 it would totally look like this. Not to mention the thing costs $130.

15. This gentleman riding an "adult" tricycle.

Via imgur.com

16. This finger runner's bell.

Via Twitter: @a_saliga

To politely tell people to "get the fuck out of the way."

17. This contraption that lets you flake your very own salt rock.

18. A vending machine that allows you to get local fresh vegetables on your own time.

19. Literal pieces of wood that are supposed to be bowties.

Via instagram.com

That piece of fabric isn't fooling anyone.

20. Organic Rockstar Energy Drinks apparently are a thing.

Via Twitter: @_pammylane_

Perfect for when you need energy but can't stray from your very specific niche punk gastro diet.

21. Cookies in the shape of... mason jars.

Via Twitter: @mindica

These really just look like cookies that baked too closely together.

22. And finally...vegan gourmet dog food.

Via Twitter: @Lynn_Nothegger

Because Fido shouldn't be forced to put garbage in his body if you aren't.

What kind of crazy, ridiculous, unnecessary hipster shit will pop up in 2017?!

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